19 6 / 2013
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
19 6 / 2013
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Please, nothing to it.
omg
HOW EMBARRASSING!
19 6 / 2013
science teacher introduces student to the harshness of real life
(Source: thatfunnything, via pizza)
19 6 / 2013
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
(via pizza)
19 6 / 2013
Our parents moved out so now we have an empty room.
It shall be the squid room.
(via pizza)
